|
WORD |
DEFINITION |
SOURCE |
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abi |
(ah-bee) exchanges of jargon incomprehensible to outsiders |
SSN |
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adwarti |
n. worn stone steps |
SS1 |
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aie |
a cat on a Scrabble board |
SSFW |
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agonba |
the vehicle went over the edge |
G?, ? |
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amjo |
n. a mail order catalog with no products |
SS1 |
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arrdue |
(arr.doo.ee) n. a scantily clad young lady (capable of making a witnessing male rub his tongue raw on the carpet) |
SS1 |
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auaoaia |
an excess of vowels in a game of Scrabble |
SS? |
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beeve |
n. a stiff fuzzy surface that feels good under the fingernails |
SSN |
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bhin |
knowing you are wrong but brazening it out as the truth |
SS1 |
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blark |
embarrassed beyond speech |
? |
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blegsqua |
v. to hassle endlessly over the check |
ind |
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blegsquester |
v. to hassle endlessly over where to go |
G, ind |
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blegsquink |
? |
? |
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blidurn |
v. to change out space-suit glove bladders |
G |
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borfalkar |
Interj. I am afraid that that is not going to smell very good |
mcl, email |
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cephalectomy |
total brain removal |
G |
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chod |
n. any regurgitated piece of food that tastes good enough to chew it up and eat it |
SSFW |
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cilenu |
n. what you clean out of an electric razor |
? |
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daifingua |
n. the love of silly words |
? |
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daifinguate |
v. to love silly words |
? |
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daifinguator |
n. a lover of silly words |
? |
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dlangy |
the infinitely stretchy cheese-strings that reach from mouth to pizza |
G ’Äì one of the Pizza Inn trips |
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drelg |
1) n. the dirt that gathers in the untravelled parts of intersections 2) n. a person of low intelligence, some-times comparable with definition 1 |
G, Wiley commission |
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drenel |
n. the substance that collects in the tines of a comb |
? |
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drenje |
(dren-gee) n. an unrecognizable wad that a child will not permit you to throw out because it is its favorite toy |
SSN |
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dwirby |
n. undissolved powdered drink (milk, etc) residue |
? |
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dzewn |
n. the state of denim just prior to failure |
? |
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Ecti |
n. the cult of Jack Lord |
SS1 |
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eegli |
n. one-way plastic price tag holder on a garment |
SSFW |
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erfz |
forgetting to loosen your toe strap and falling over |
SSN |
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fadipaw |
n. motel room in the shape of a teepee |
SSN |
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febbets |
n. pl. any item(s) hanging from a rear-view mirror |
? |
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fegorote |
n. an unintelligible public announcement |
SSFW |
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fimque |
n. anything on a bicycle not strictly necessary for function |
SSFW |
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fizana |
attempted suicide by chocolate |
SS1 |
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flarda |
n. tire remnants |
G, ind |
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fleedle |
n. any unnecessary projection from an otherwise planar roof (e.g. a six-inch higher dormer; three differently-shaped peaked-roofoids over three similarly shaped windows (when nothing but flat roof was required); single-window gable dormers that don't even open into the attic-space |
G, ind |
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fleedy |
n. the condition of a theater floor (sticky) |
? |
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fleedo |
to have something adhere to your shoe (not the adhesive, but what it holds there) such as toilet paper |
? |
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flernick |
An organized system of undocumented cannibalization (as for parts) |
? |
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fqee |
n. any car part (other than tires) that disassociates from the car |
SS1 |
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fres |
n. the substance that gathers in record grooves and makes hissing noises |
? |
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fyspu |
n. puree of lamprey |
G, ? |
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garkwazzles |
n. pl. Things your loved ones leave lying around on the ground just for you to trip over. |
MCL, ind |
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garlampotwibbe |
four-wheel drive not permitted here |
G, ind |
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getsoo |
n. fake Japanese decorations |
? |
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geuunigi |
an incontinence giggle fit |
SS1 |
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gi |
mindless utterance |
SSFW |
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gnab |
n. proffered left-over that is less than appetizing |
G |
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golenate |
v. To Golenate is to aquire a Volkswagen my means of purchase or trade to be used as primary transortation and to keep said vw alive and happy for as long as humanly possible. |
Dean.wbst129@XEROX.COMm vintagvw, 6/22/94 |
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Glarpu |
(-poo) n. Swamp Thing comic book |
? |
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gozmesky |
v. the act of impersonating a resident of San Marino |
? |
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gredlin |
v. to remove something from bonded storage without the necessary paperwork |
G |
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gront |
the noise made by a sticking car door |
SSFW |
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gruldy |
n. white heat-sink compound |
? |
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grunk |
n. accumulated dead skin (as in a cast) |
? |
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gubdubber |
n. wrongfully spouted nonsense |
mcl? |
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gvero |
n. space between the headlights where a grill used to be |
? |
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Harguhla (HAR-guh-lah), |
n. muttered oral "fine print" that precedes all new car commercials on radio -- as opposed to the screamingly loud commercials themselves. (Derivation: say it softly a few times in succession.) |
mcl,6.2.94 |
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inalam |
to get off a seat quickly after farting to make foam absorb gas |
SS1 |
|
itevik |
(eye-tev-ik) a chunk missing from a bowling ball |
SSFW |
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larpni |
to find that a doorknob is too friction-free to turn due to lubrication or lack of grip (too much crud being carried) |
MCL |
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keegos |
n. curved skid marks |
? |
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kexid |
falling out of a chair due to lack of attention |
SS1 |
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kleptoids |
n. pl. creatures that take objects and hide them when no one is looking (Where's my ... ? It was here a minute ago ... ), thought by some to be invisible. |
G |
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kyiro |
n. an unused envelope with the flap glued shut |
SSN |
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lirpy-pogs |
n. pl. 1) nasty little dogs that you want to punt over the nearest 7-11; 2) dogs |
G |
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lonteg |
inability to open bubble-pack packages |
SSFW |
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luhail |
calling down a well, not knowing if you expect an answer |
SSN |
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luzgano |
African disease characterized by an intense fear of jeeps |
SSN |
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Maqnesa |
n. the promised land for worshippers of Elliott Ness |
SSN |
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mnornign |
(nor-neyen) n. the momentary inability upon waking to recall what day it is |
wasg ’Äì email 4.15.98 |
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myrga |
the state of the kitchen after vigorous deep-fat frying |
SSN |
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narple |
the wait-staff has destroyed the nirple of the iced-tea |
G ? |
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naure |
n. matter expelled while farting |
SSFW |
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neej |
the color of ancient underwear |
SSFW |
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neetlers |
n. soiled Q-Tips |
? |
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Nemigu |
n. Bennigan’Äôs restaurant |
G ’Äì FW trip |
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nenee |
n. ancient Sumerian battlecry |
? |
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nhiline |
n. someone who is wearing a t-shirt that is too small |
? |
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nirb |
n. the ground-up crud in the bottom of cereal boxes |
? |
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nirple |
iced-tea that is perfect (sweetened and/or flavored) |
G ? |
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nirploos |
n. pl. cut-off electrical/~onic component leads |
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nosose |
n. an enzyme found only in snot |
SSN |
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nuibe |
n. high pitched noise heard by audience in a theater such as screams or pagers or watches |
SS1 |
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nujpwi |
n. the smell of soiled underwear |
? |
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nulenia |
n. a med student's first imaginary disease |
SSN |
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ofuct |
?don’Äôt know where this went? |
SS1 |
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oqbia |
n. South Yemeni nationalism |
? |
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paipai |
(pay-pay) Tibetan practice of communal nose picking |
SSFW |
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palactite |
n. a piece of dead flesh hanging from hard palate behind front teeth (usually incurred from hot pizza) |
G |
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Palagtite |
n. burnt raised taste buds (usually incurred from drinking hot liquids) |
G |
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peia |
n. moldy used tea bag |
SSFW |
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pitli |
being on hold for more than five minutes |
? |
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plid |
n. the cream removed from an Oreo cookie |
G |